TMI about being a Grower

As I understand it, a grow-er is a guy whose flaccid penis is small, but whose boner is big. A show-er is one whose flaccid penis is large, but only grows slightly when erect. An obvious false-dichotomy, this classification doesn’t account for those who have small penises regardless of state, or the lucky ones whose dongs are large when soft, and yet still manage to grow significantly when hard.  The grower/shower dichotomy also neglects those with average-sized flaccid penises and average-sized growth.

I’m a true grow-er. My flaccid penis is almost cherubic, but it blossoms into a relatively large boner. It’s the frog-prince of penises. I’m okay with this, most of the time.  It’s efficient, perfectly compact when sitting and large when needed.

However, on the infrequent occasion that someone sees my soft penis without the opportunity to see my boner, I feel as though they’re left with the impression that I just have a sad little penis. 

This most often occurs in a crowded restroom. I’m at the urinal and in the corner of my eyes (I don’t look directly but I can’t help but notice) I see the men on either side of me holding chunks of flesh that seem much larger than the dinky wang I’m aiming. I think ‘if only these strangers could see my boner!’  That’s not a normal thing for a straight guy to think about other guys, but that’s life in grower-town.