December 2009
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If you think duck cocks are ridiculous, you should... →
It’s cool. It’s science. (Thx Craig)
Well, now I'm the sick fuck in the office....
This morning I couldn’t find my good belt and had instead grabbed a broken one as I was a rush. The problem with this belt is that sometimes the latch opens and it comes undone. It’s really annoying.
Today at work I was thinking about what I would do if I was hiding in an attic with my family during the holocaust, and how sad it would be to watch my family in a concentration camp,...
23% of adults believe in witches
According to the latest Harris Poll…
61% of adults believe in hell;
61% believe in the virgin birth (Jesus born of Mary);
60% believe in the devil;
42% believe in ghosts;
32% believe in UFOs;
26% believe in astrology;
23% believe in witches
20% believe in reincarnation – that they were once another person.
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Exploding Gum Kills Kid →
Talk about a blast of flavor (zing)
That Guy
I am sooo THAT guy in the office. You know, the guy with two heads where one is a real passive-aggressive “go-getter” type, and the other head is just a limp head that rests on the shoulder and never says much of anything because it has limited consciousness due to permanent brain damage. You know, because the other head uses 95% of the oxygen. I am so THAT guy.
Looking at humanity as the early building blocks of a super-organism, and religion as cancerous to progress, we are a kid with cancer. Hopefully, there will be a another super-organism that can take us to a space-baseball game to sit front row and meet our favorite player.
You know, like cancer kids get to do.
My Point of View on the importance of Point of...
Earlier this evening I had an epiphany that is going to greatly shape my point of view. In thinking about how this new idea is going to impact my life, I started thinking about my career and life path.
I’ve always thought I wanted to go into film or television. I wanted to make shit that entertained people. More specifically, I wanted to make cartoons because this medium allows me to...
a work poop without brickbreaker is like a clown with no balloons in his pocket.
I’m glad they invented a prosethetic arm controlled by thoughts. But, I’m concerned that if I lost an arm and had this attached, it would always be jerking off and murdering.