February 2009
89 posts
2 tags
January 2009
123 posts
Norms
Crap. I just remembered something from last night. Last night involved some drinks, maybe a lot of drinks, and at around 3, I ended up at Norm’s with my friend Steve. In case you’re wondering, Steve’s currently working on a few start-ups. Anywhooo, so at Norm’s I had the Lumberjack breakfast which is nothing less than superb. While waiting for and eating that meal, I...
Timecabs
I have a great new business idea. I’m going to announce it here, on the internet, to the whole world, so don’t steal it! The idea would be cabs that can get you to a destination before you called them. Like, say you overslept and missed a meeting. Timecab could get you there two hours ago. Sure it would be expensive, but it would be mainly used for emergencies, like your...
Saturday Morning w/Smartwater Murphy
If the world were made up of only fat girls at clubs, it would be the most tolerant world. Because, fat girls at clubs are so down for whatever. U know?
-Smartwater Murphy
Re: The post Adam's making right now (cartoonpenis...
Adam: How's that - that's pretty good, huh?
Jim: Well, yeah - but that hole's so gaping, those fingers wouldn't do anything.
Adam: Hah, yeah.
4 tags
1 tag
While Watching Terminator 1
Nick: The terminator has some obvious advantages over Robocop, but Robocop is a much better shot, because he has a targeting system, he wouldn't be firing wildly.
Adam: Robocop has handled more challenging robots than a terminator with a shotgun.
Nick: Yeah, I'm saying that if they would have sent Robocop, the job would have been done, he would've killed Sarah Conner,
Jim: But they wouldn't have been able to send Robocop back in time because he doesn't have skin on the outside. [note: in Terminator, i believe they can't send inanimate objects back unless they are covered in organic skin i.e. terminator w/o a weapon]
Nick: Ah, but they could put Robocop inside another person, so he would be a human wrapped in a robot wrapped in a human. Yhen they could do it.
Penis Kiss
So that drawing lost me at least 1 follower already (within 2 minutes). Grow up people, despite what people they tell you, penises are funny and okay to look at.
1 tag
2 tags
mindblow of the day
katieisgreatie:
Tumblr just suggested someone I actually know as a “Tumblr You Might Like”. I saw it and was all…. hey, I know that guy.
So Adam, here’s to you and your cartoon penises.
Katie just got mindblown (wink).
you can now email me
cartoonpenis “at” gmail “dot” com.
if u care.
1 tag
1 tag
Fuck you, stamps.
I see you around my room every day, just hanging out, sticking to your little wax paper, flaunting your flowers, resentful of internet bill paying. You float around, fall behind my computer, hide behind some wires. But I always find you, you rat bastards. Well now that I need you, you’re fucking GONE. Where are you, stamps? Now my bill is just sitting there on the table listening to a...
treadmill
Ever since a friend posted pictures of me from high school on facebook, I’ve had to come to terms with the fact that I am already past my physical prime. While it’s had the positive effect of getting me back into the gym, it’s also turned running on the treadmill into both a shitty exercise and a shitty metaphor.
my new thing
My new thing is creeping around in people’s blog archives when I have ten million 3,000,000 things to do. Watch out people, I’m going downhill and I’m taking you with me.
3 tags
3 tags
If you think god is awesome because he makes... →
5 tags
2 tags
“Autism in children is growing, but so is autism in cats. But, don’t all...”
– Dr. Mark Schuster D.D.S.
“I feel bad, I don’t want to hurt your feelings… I mean, I want to hurt your...”
–
Adam rationalizing the way he talks to me. (via barelysarcasm)
I keep it real dawg.
