I wrote a song. This one’s about shoes. It’s a rap song and it’s terrible.

Adam Malamut -Taking a Log Down

This is a classic rock song I wrote about riding on a log flume. 

I spent Valentine’s Night writing a beautiful song about love. When you hear it you’ll know why I’m single…BECAUSE I WRITE BEAUTIFUL SINGLES.

Curtis Freeranger - Darkness on the River

Curtis Freeranger tackles the issues of race, illiteracy, and spirituality along the Mississippi River. 

The stupid Eagles lost to the stupid Bears tonight. So, as a non-sequitur I’m going to post this bad mix of this stupid song I wrote about living in a penthouse in the boob.