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Nov
9th
Mon
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The Eagles lost to the stinkin’ Cowgirls.  My fantasy team lost by less than 1 point.  BUT, I held a cute kitten, so it wasn’t the worst night.

The Eagles lost to the stinkin’ Cowgirls.  My fantasy team lost by less than 1 point.  BUT, I held a cute kitten, so it wasn’t the worst night.

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Nov
7th
Sat
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Seriously, STFU CNN! This is your headline??? The big story is an ireport about a mom losing weight?? I can watch TV at 3am to find this story on any infomercial.  I know you’re trying to be all “2.0,” but if you want to show me an “ireport” it better at least be someone’s cell phone movie of a massacre taking place mid-air inside a tornado.

Seriously, STFU CNN! This is your headline??? The big story is an ireport about a mom losing weight?? I can watch TV at 3am to find this story on any infomercial.  I know you’re trying to be all “2.0,” but if you want to show me an “ireport” it better at least be someone’s cell phone movie of a massacre taking place mid-air inside a tornado.

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lolwildcats

lolwildcats

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This is Nick, but he could EASILY be a Chris.

This is Nick, but he could EASILY be a Chris.

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Nov
5th
Thu
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Is he playing a Persian? Do the rules not apply to Jake Gyllenhaal?  Gay guy? Persian guy? Play a black guy, Jake.  No bullshit black-face.  Just you, your pearly skin, and your long hair.  Play a black guy.  BREAK ALL THE RULES.

Is he playing a Persian? Do the rules not apply to Jake Gyllenhaal?  Gay guy? Persian guy? Play a black guy, Jake.  No bullshit black-face.  Just you, your pearly skin, and your long hair.  Play a black guy.  BREAK ALL THE RULES.

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Nov
4th
Wed
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sigh.

sigh.

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Remember that thing from back in the day?

Oh my god do you remember this thing from when we were younger? It was so awesome I used to know all the names of the things and I had some of the toys.  I went as the blue one for Halloween, but then I started liking the green one better.  Things were objectively better then.  I’m going to buy one of the things on ebay and take pictures of it and pretend I’m not older and sad but I’m actually older and sad.

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Nov
3rd
Tue
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(via happyhour:clarewithnoi:boombashpow)

I rarely reblog, but this deserves a reblog.  A+

(via happyhour:clarewithnoi:boombashpow)

I rarely reblog, but this deserves a reblog.  A+

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Jason Smith called Chase Utley a killer robot from the future tonight on ESPN Radio.  He said the Yankees need to throw at his ribs every pitch.

Jason Smith called Chase Utley a killer robot from the future tonight on ESPN Radio.  He said the Yankees need to throw at his ribs every pitch.

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Nov
1st
Sun
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Hugh Hefner through the years.

Hugh Hefner through the years.

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