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Nov
8th

Tue

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The stupid Eagles lost to the stupid Bears tonight. So, as a non-sequitur I’m going to post this bad mix of this stupid song I wrote about living in a penthouse in the boob.

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Oct
20th

Thu

NEW MUSIC VIDEO: Upside Down Dead Gaddafi

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Aug
11th

Thu

New ‘Baseball Friends’ starring Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder.

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Aug
7th

Sun

Respect. Drink Rain. Recycle.

This video will make you dumber.

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Jul
24th

Sun

It’s all part of God’s shitty plan

When something horrible happens people always say it’s part of God’s plan. God’s sitting in the clouds thinking, “Is there any way my plan can avoid giving this little girl brain cancer? Nope. Girl’s gotta get brain cancer. Oh well.”

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Jul
22nd

Fri

Baseball Friends: Jose Reyes calls David Wright

In this new episode of ‘Baseball Friends,’ David Wright receives a late night call from Jose Reyes.

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Jul
16th

Sat

Baseball Friends - My newest cartoon takes an in-depth, no filter look into modern day baseball players and their friendships. Featuring actual audio from Chase Utley and Ryan Howard of the Philadelphia Phillies.

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Jul
13th

Wed

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Curtis Freeranger - Brown City (Live at MSG 7/12/91)

The audio quality is shit but the guy can really put on a show. The excitement is palpable.

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Jul
10th

Sun

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Mutronix - Titty City

An older jam, but it’s upload was requested.

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Jul
6th

Wed

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Mutronix - Space Ice Cream Girl

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